How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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