After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
