i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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