Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just found puke in my bra..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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