What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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