Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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