Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just pee around me
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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