quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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