i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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