I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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