Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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