Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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