I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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