I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
COCAINE IS GR8
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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