she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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