i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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