all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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