New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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