GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
