I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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