they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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