If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm passing your future prison.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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