its not stalking. its research.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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