Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
