Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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