i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
kristin has been a bad kristin
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
