My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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