All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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