Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Dicks are not precious.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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