I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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