i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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