I bet he comes in French.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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