White coat. Heels.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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