what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
