You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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