i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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