last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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