He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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