I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
