You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
