SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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