and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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