Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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