He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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