Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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