ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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