I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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