i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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