He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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