That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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