yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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