this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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