Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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